8.8.06

De cabeza al infierno

Viendo la versión del infierno que le toca a Gus me asomo a ver qué me sale a mi, éste es el resultado...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.



[Ruido de fondo: La Polla - Un Camino De Piedras-Un Tributo a Barricada - Oveja Negra (03:05)]

5 objeciones/aplausos:

Gus dijo...

BUENISIMA CORRECCION DEYECTOR! MUCHAS GRACIAS! ERES UN TIPO FENOMENAL! (Cualquiera te dice nada malo, no sea q le metas una patada en lo que viene siendo la de comer...)

Mazeekeen dijo...

¡Ala, ya puestos, lo voy a repetir! Recuerdo que lo hice hace unos años y me salía que estaba en el 8º. A ver qué me toca ahora que, para bien o para mal, he cambiado bastante :P.

On dijo...

Parece que nos ha tocado en el mismo piso.

Pero yo me pido la litera de arriba...

Pluma Roja dijo...

mmm, en el sexto...

De todas formas, a pesar de mi maligno poder, adoro tu blog y tu persona, mucho. Mogollón.

(por favor, piedad...)

Awake at last dijo...

Esto me suena a "¿Cariño, tú me ves más gorda?", así que no te digo nada, no, no, no.

XDDDDDDDDDDD

Besos!